She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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