You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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