There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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