no you cant smoke seaweed
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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