SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and you said cock pushups were impossible
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm both gender and math confused
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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