There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do vagina's smell?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
