So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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