Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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