after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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