i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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