Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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