Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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