Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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