I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
