I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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