Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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