Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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