i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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