Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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