But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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