Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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