so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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