Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
