Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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