google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
