its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize