I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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