he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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