why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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