I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
