I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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