I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
