now i know why i became what i already was.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Randomize
