dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
And then he peed in my hair
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