The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My vagina is very pro this idea
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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