Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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