did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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