yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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