Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
they need to just BURY HIM!
i will never coherently bang her
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
