i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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