Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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