Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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