Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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