i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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