Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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