He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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