I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i think my cat just said my name.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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