forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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