sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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