yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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