what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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