what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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