It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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