I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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