NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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