Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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